Phone call from Jesus, and Satan!!!!!

So, I was called by Jesus today.  He was all like.... "sup fool."  I then got a call on the other line, it was Satan.  He was cool with teleconferencing with Jesus.  After a long-winded conversation about how they both tried to weave their love into my life during the first 22 years of my life they agreed to make me an ambassador to earth from heaven and hell!!!!!  After all, why can't we all just get along!

Wish me luck!!!