This morning I woke up to the most pure, impure feeling. As I routinely went about my morning tasks of unholy prayer and holy meditation, my brain was AIM messaged by God's Ambassador to hell (St. Dungeon Master). Now that I am holy, I have been given the power to email thoughts to my Gmail account. The conversation went as follows:
St. DM: Danny,your holy-unholiness has been lacking.
Danny: LEIK WTF MAYNG????????????
St. DM: You cannot reach Holy-Unholy Nirvana unless you are annoyingly flamboyant about your beliefs. Blogging isn't enough! You must use music and campus ranting to reach Holy-Unholy Enlightening!!! Here is a song, sung by Fred Phelps and Bill Graham themselves, that should be used to pass the Good/Bad word:
666th commandment
Danny: As a brainwashed follower, I will do anything you ask of me!!!!!!! SO HAPPY !!!!!!
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